You Better Fucking Like It Wrapping Paper
You Better Fucking Like It Wrapping Paper
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You Better Fucking Like It Wrapping Paper
The Bow Is Polite. The Message Isn't.
Looks Like Christmas. Reads Like You.
From across the room: charming plaid bows. Up close: “You better fucking like it.” Your gift looks perfectly traditional right up until someone reads it—and suddenly, the wrapping has delivered the first laugh before they've touched the tape.
You Care. You Just Swear.
You remembered what your sibling wanted. You found it, bought it, and now you're apparently supposed to write something syrupy on a tag. No thanks. This is for you if thoughtful gifts and affectionate insults belong in the same relationship.
Save The Swearing For The Paper.
Your wrapping shouldn't need emergency tape surgery at every corner. Thick, tear-resistant bond stock resists punctures and takes a crisp crease over box edges without surface cracking. You get the rude message with a neatly wrapped finish.
Your Punchline Shouldn't Smudge Onto You.
Forest-green script and rich burgundy plaid stand sharp against opaque white in the Plaid Bow design. High-definition printing keeps the ink from smudging onto your fingers or bleeding through. The smooth satin finish gives your tape a firm hold, too.
Big Box? Check The Inches.
Your carefully chosen present deserves enough paper to actually cover it. Choose the 27.6" × 35.9" cut sheet or the longer 27.6" × 71.3" roll for larger boxes. Measure first, leave room for overlap and folded ends, then let the printed message do the talking.
Don't Waste Your White Elephant Entrance.
Your next White Elephant exchange gets one first impression. Don't spend it on anonymous supermarket wrap. At $16.99, you're adding a punchline to the present you already put thought into—ready for Christmas morning, Dirty Santa, or the adult Secret Santa crowd that gets you.
Sweet Bows. Absolutely No Filter.
You get the joke without the flimsy-paper nonsense: an uncensored holiday message on thick stock that folds cleanly and keeps its print sharp.
| Presentgivers | Thin plain wrap | |
|---|---|---|
| Classic plaid, uncensored punchline | ||
| Thick, tear-resistant bond stock | ||
| Clean creases without surface cracking | ||
| Sharp printing without ink bleed | ||
| Satin finish that holds tape |
What Gift-Givers Are Saying
A Few Things Before You Swear
What sizes can I choose from?
What sizes can I choose from?
Choose a 27.6" × 35.9" cut sheet or a 27.6" × 71.3" extended roll. Measure around your box and allow extra for overlap and folded ends before choosing.
Which designs are available?
Which designs are available?
You can choose the Plaid Bow Version, Minimal Text Only Version, or Minimal Text Only Version + Staghorn Fern. Pick your graphics; the attitude stays uncensored.
Will sharp box corners tear through it?
Will sharp box corners tear through it?
The thick, tear-resistant bond stock helps resist corner punctures and holds crisp folds without surface cracking. It's sturdy wrapping paper, not indestructible armor.
Is the paper printed on both sides?
Is the paper printed on both sides?
No. You get a high-definition print on one side and a blank white underside. The opaque stock and no-bleed printing keep the design on the outside, where it belongs.