
24 Days Of Hilarious Squatch Sightings
The Countdown For The Unconventional
You don't do ordinary holidays. While everyone else is opening tiny cardboard doors for stale candy, you're tracking the most elusive creature on earth. We finally captured Bigfootβand put him in the ultimate daily countdown.
Astronauts, Chefs, And Campers
Choose your flavor of weird. Watch Bigfoot roast marshmallows in the 'Forest Adventure' box, or find out how he pays the bills with 'Bigfoot Careers'. Every morning delivers a brand new, wildly unexpected chuckle.
The 3D Illusion, Without The Weight
These aren't those heavy, branch-breaking resin figures that just collect dust. Each of the 24 ornaments is crafted from premium 0.5cm flat acrylic. You get an incredibly detailed, vivid 3D-effect print on a lightweight, shatter-resistant pendant.
Dangle A Squatch From Your Rearview Mirror
Since these 0.5cm thick acrylic legends are shatter-resistant and weigh next to nothing, you aren't stuck just decorating a tree. Clip a firefighting Bigfoot to your kidβs backpack or let a camping Sasquatch swing from your car mirror. Theyβre durable enough to survive a commute and way more interesting than those generic pine-scented trees that lost their smell three weeks ago.
Win The White Elephant Exchange
Looking for the gag gift that actually gets stolen three times? You just found it. Be the absolute legend of the office party or Secret Santa. It is zero calories, pure novelty, and guaranteed to get a massive laugh.
Snag The Legend Before He Retreats Into Hiding
December is coming, and these 24-day countdowns are moving faster than a blurry figure through the woods. Don't spend another year pretending to enjoy chalky, discount-bin chocolate. Grab this box of calorie-free hilarity and prepare for a daily dose of weirdness that actually fits in your mailbox. Secure your calendar now before the trail goes cold.
Why We Stand Out
Most novelty calendars give you cheap plastic or stale candy. We deliver 24 durable, hilarious keepsakes you can actually use year-round.
|   | Presentgivers | Drugstore Calendars |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Unique hilarious designs | ||
| Shatter-resistant flat acrylic | ||
| Lightweight for any tree branch | ||
| Zero stale cardboard chocolate | ||
| Multi-use bag & car charms |
Sightings From The Wild
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these heavy 3D figures?
Are these heavy 3D figures?
No! To keep them lightweight and versatile, these are high-quality, 0.5cm thick flat acrylic pendants featuring a vivid 3D-effect print. They give the illusion of depth without weighing down your tree branches.
What are the dimensions of the ornaments?
What are the dimensions of the ornaments?
Each flat acrylic Bigfoot ornament measures approximately 1.2 x 1.2 inches. The perfect size for a Christmas tree, a keychain, or a backpack zipper pull.
Which theme should I choose?
Which theme should I choose?
It depends on your vibe! 'Forest Adventure' features classic camping and nature scenes, while 'Bigfoot Careers' puts our hairy friend in hilarious jobs like a chef, firefighter, and astronaut.
Is this safe for kids to handle?
Is this safe for kids to handle?
Absolutely. Because they are made from shatter-resistant acrylic rather than fragile glass or heavy resin, they are durable enough for kids to handle and hang up every single morning.