
Meet The Holiday Chaos Crew
Your Tree Needs A Little Chaos
Tired of the stiff, magazine-perfect holiday aesthetic? We are too. Bring some actual personality to your pine branches with characters that perfectly capture the real, chaotic energy of the season.
Pops Like 3D. Hangs Like A Feather.
Don't let your eyes fool you. These aren't heavy, fragile sculptures that will drag your branches to the floor. We use high-definition, single-sided printing on flat acrylic to create a stunning optical illusion of depth and glossy texture.
For Families Who Actually Have Fun
There's a certain kind of person who prefers a good laugh over a pristine aesthetic. Whether it's a tangled Santa or a completely exhausted melting snowman, these ornaments are for the homes where holiday memories are loud, messy, and real.
Win Your Next White Elephant Exchange
Forget the generic candles and scratch-off tickets that everyone forgets by New Year's. Whether itβs the wide-eyed, tangled Santa or a melting snowman whoβs clearly seen too much, these ornaments are the ultimate stocking stuffers. Watch your coworkers actually fight over a flat acrylic sloth while you sit back and enjoy the festive chaos. It is the easiest way to be the favorite guest at the party.
Built For Real Pine Branches
At just 0.12 inches thick, our durable acrylic design is completely shatterproof and incredibly lightweight. Each one comes with a hanging cord ready to go, so you can decorate in seconds without worrying about drooping needles.
Ditch The Boring Bulbs Today
Join over 2,378 holiday rebels who decided their tree deserved a sense of humor. These six distinct, exaggerated characters are flying out of the workshop faster than a tray of burnt gingerbread. Grab the whole crew of glossy, vibrant misfits while theyβre 50% off and give your family a reason to actually look at the tree this year. Don't wait until the branches are bare.
Why We Win
Ditch the boring, fragile glass bulbs. Our chaotic crew brings the laughs without the shattered messes or heavy, drooping branches.
|   | Presentgivers | Ordinary Ornaments |
|---|---|---|
| Instant holiday laughs and personality | ||
| Lightweight 0.12in acrylic won't droop branches | ||
| Shatterproof flat design survives pets and kids | ||
| Clever 3D-look printing illusion | ||
| Boring, stiff traditional aesthetic |
Laughter Guaranteed
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these actually 3D sculpted ornaments?
Are these actually 3D sculpted ornaments?
No! They feature a clever optical illusion. We use high-definition, single-sided printing on flat, 0.12-inch thick acrylic to give them a glossy, 3D appearance without the heavy weight.
Will they weigh down my tree branches?
Will they weigh down my tree branches?
Not at all. Because they are made of flat, lightweight acrylic (measuring 3.15 x 3.15 inches), they hang perfectly on even the thinnest pine branches without drooping.
Do they come with strings to hang them?
Do they come with strings to hang them?
Yes! Every single character in the chaotic crew comes with an included hanging cord, so they are ready to go straight from the package to your tree.
Are they good for White Elephant gifts?
Are they good for White Elephant gifts?
Absolutely. They are the perfect size and price point for office gift exchanges, Secret Santas, or as hilarious stocking stuffers that will actually get a laugh.