🏉🖕 "Try Me, Mate" – Middle Finger Rugby Player Figure 🖕🏉
When scrums get dirty and refs go blind... This gloriously unapologetic rugby figurine delivers the universal signal for "that was a bloody penalty!" Perfect for pitch-side tantrums or reminding your mates who really won that last ruck.
🔥 WHY IT’S A TACKLE-WORTHY TROPHY:
✔ "100% Rugby Rage" – 4" high-quality resin with team-color kit
✔ "Post-Ref-Call" (middle finger salute)
✔ Great For: Rugby fans, former forwards with lingering aggression, and anyone who still argues about 2003 World Cup calls
🍻 PERFECT FOR:
- Man cave bar (next to your "I Survived the Front Row" plaque)
- Gifts (tag: "For When the Scrum Collapses Again")
- Coach’s office ("motivational" decor)
🚨 WARNING:
- May trigger sudden flashbacks of that high tackle
- Not responsible for broken furniture during "and another thing..." rants