Ever felt yourself crossing that sacred line where patience ends, and pure, unapologetic indifference begins? Good news: you made it. And now, you can commemorate the moment you gave your one and only last fuck—with this gloriously inappropriate challenge coin.
FRONT:
A glorious middle finger, bold and unbothered. Surrounding it:
“Congratulations. I give you my one and only last fuck.”
Truly heartwarming.
BACK:
Just in case there’s any confusion…
“Now I have zero. Zilch. Nada. None. Fucks to give.”
Consider it a personal status update in coin form.
Perfect for:
- Your emotionally exhausted best friend
- Burnt-out coworkers clinging to caffeine and sarcasm
- Your own sanity (what’s left of it)
- A stocking stuffer for someone who absolutely deserves your final ounce of caring
USES INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:
- Flipping it when someone asks, “Can you just…?”
- Keeping it visible at work as a passive-aggressive decor piece
- Carrying it as an emotional support coin during social interactions
- Hand it to someone, drop it dramatically, or just keep it as proof that at one point, you did care — once.
Size:1.5inches
Warning: Contains 100% recycled sarcasm. Handle with apathy.