πΌ Cat Mugshot Ornament Collection
πΌ Cat Mugshot Ornament Collection
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πΌ Cat Mugshot Ornament Collection
For The Furry Menace You Love
You Don't Own A Cat. You Serve One.
Some people have perfectly behaved pets. You have a tiny, furry criminal who knocks glasses off tables and demands breakfast at 3 AM. And somehow, you wouldn't trade them for the world.
This isn't just an ornament. It's an official record of the chaos you endure dailyβand a hilarious tribute to the troublemaker who runs your house.
Document Their Daily Crimes
Every cat has a rap sheet. Whether yours is an Orange Tabby guilty of food theft, or a Tuxedo caught breaking and entering, weβve got their mugshot ready.
The front features a classic height chart and a customized crime board. It captures the exact innocent face they make five seconds after destroying your favorite houseplant.
The Official Holiday Pardon
They may be guilty, but itβs Christmas. Flip this ornament over to find the "Officially Pardoned" declaration, complete with a blank space just waiting for your ink.
Write your family name, your own name, or your catβs ridiculous nickname. A simple signature turns a funny joke into a permanent, one-of-a-kind family keepsake.
Premium Ceramic, Zero Remorse
Not a cheap plastic trinket. This 10x10cm keepsake is crafted from sturdy, premium ceramic with a smooth finish and vibrant, double-sided printing that won't fade.
It arrives ready to display with a classic gold hanging ribbon. Just make sure you hang it high enough on the tree so the actual culprit can't bat it down.
Win The Office Secret Santa Swap
Skip the generic candles and sad desk plants. This ceramic mugshot is the only gift that will actually get a laugh during the holiday exchange. Whether it's for the coworker whose cat joins every Zoom call or the friend who just lost another houseplant to a Tuxedo's 'investigation,' this 10cm keepsake is the ultimate inside joke for anyone living with a furry terrorist.
Claim Your Cat's Criminal Keepsake
Christmas is coming, and your favorite little felon needs a spot on the tree. Pick the variant that matches your resident troublemaker, check their charges, and get ready to sign their pardon. These premium ceramic ornaments are the best way to celebrate the 3 AM zoomies and stolen snacks that make your house a home. Order now before the holiday rush begins.
Why This Ornament Wins
Generic pet ornaments just slap a paw print on glass. We capture the actual, hilarious reality of living with a cat.
| Presentgivers | Generic Ornaments | |
|---|---|---|
| Relatable, humorous design | ||
| Customizable signature space | ||
| Double-sided storytelling | ||
| Premium ceramic build | ||
| Boring, generic paw prints |
From Fellow Pet Parents
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I write on the back of the ornament?
How do I write on the back of the ornament?
The back features a smooth ceramic surface. We recommend using a fine-tip permanent marker (like a Sharpie) to write your name or your cat's nickname in the blank space. Let it dry for a minute to prevent smudging!
What size is the ornament?
What size is the ornament?
Each ornament measures approximately 10 Γ 10 Γ 0.3 cm (3.9 Γ 3.9 Γ 0.12 inches). It's the perfect size to stand out on your Christmas tree without weighing down the branches.
Does it come with a string to hang it?
Does it come with a string to hang it?
Yes! Every mugshot ornament includes a beautiful gold hanging ribbon, so it is ready to display on your tree or gift to a friend right out of the package.
Can I choose the specific "crimes" on the board?
Can I choose the specific "crimes" on the board?
The charges are pre-printed based on the specific cat variant you choose (e.g., Orange Tabby features "Food Theft", Tuxedo features "Breaking & Entering"). Choose the cat that best matches your little criminal!